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j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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