sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.